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petrichorpoetry:

harrypotterandthetardisofsecrets:

cumberbangers:

sspock:

sspock:

How many ears does Kirk have?

Three ears. The left ear, the right ear…

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and the final front ear

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I told this joke to my teacher who’s a huge Trekkie and he sighed so loudly and just shook his head in shame. 

YES

#puns #so done #star trek



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#dai fanart #dragon age inquisition #ahhhh



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imsirius:

Lucien Carr + hurtful quotes for Elsa

"No. We’re not going to kill him. Even better. We’re going make sure nobody remembers him."
#kill your darlings



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Song: JAPANESE 101 - HOT DOG
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what-the-hecky-heck:

kagays:

pjberri:

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I DON’T CARE WHO YOU ARE PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

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#audio #what the fuck



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roqueofspades inquired:

Do you ship Johnlock in the ACD canon? Do you think that ACD intended to write them as in love? Because as my thought process goes, there's a pretty good chance that he, as a product of his time, was homophobic, maybe not to the point where he wouldn't befriend a gay man (Wilde) but to the point where he might not intentionally write gay characters. Just a thought.

wsswatson:

I absolutely ship them in the ACD canon. I think there’s a lot of suggestion that Holmes and Watson were (very implicitly, of course) queer and in love in the canon, for instance:

Sir Arthur Conan Doyle was way ahead of his time in many ways and loved flying in the face of convention. He has my faith.

#acd canon #acd holmes #acd #sherlock meta



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Anonymous inquired:

This is just my opinion but I don't think "johnlock" will do anything for the show, apart from please those who ship it. It's great to see that imagination for it, especially in the asks on your blog, the fan art in general and from you yourself but I just think it's best to remain as a dream

wsswatson:

Once somebody asked me why it’s ‘so important’ for John and Sherlock to be in a romantic relationship. This was my response:

  • Because the programme makes frequent references to Sherlock and John being a romantic relationship for comedic effect, and if that is never actualised, that is all they will ever be, and queer people are sick of their queerness being used as a punchline when straightness is very, very rarely used in the same way. This isn’t just offensive, it’s frankly bad writing.
  • Because, whether you care about the subtext or not, it is present, and, as romanticjohn put it, queer people are used to looking for that kind of sexual subtext in reality. If that subtext is never actualised, it will have been queerbaiting - teasing a queer audience with the possibility of much-needed representation which, in our media-centric society in which so many of our ideas about who we are come both consciously and subconsciously from what we see on tv (a process called interpellation if you want to look it up) should be a basic right, not something that people hold out hope for.
  • Because, although Johnlock couldn’t have been canon in the books due to societal restrictions, the canon did contain plenty of homoerotic subtext  which queer critics have been studying since its publication.
  • Because only one previous adaptation has ever dipped into the (very popular) queer readings of the Sherlock Holmes canon, The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, and the writer, Billy Wilder, had to keep it highly subtextual due, again, to societal constrictons (which no longer exist to nearly the same strength, opening up new possibilities), and Gatiss refers to it as ‘the film that changed my life’.
  • Because after over 100 years, people are still asking this question.
#tjlc #johnlock #johnlock meta #sherlock



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mercurialmalcontent:

elanorpam:

thranduilkingofsmirkwood:

mirabilelectu:

mistlethalia:

But! But but but!

Sam DOES follow, just not right away. Sam lives a long, prosperous, ridiculously happy life in Hobbiton with Rosie, with whom he has many children. He was mayor of Hobbiton SEVEN times until he retired at age 96, oversaw the establishment of the Shire as its own independent land, and was personally given the Star of the Dunedain by King Elessar as a gesture of friendship and love. But when Rosie passed away on Mid-Year’s day, Sam rode out from Bag End on September 22nd for the last time and finally followed Frodo to Valinor as the third and last Ringbearer to do so at the grand old age of 104.

He did exactly as Frodo asked him to. He was whole, and happy, and he enjoyed and did more than he could have ever imagined when he was a humble gardener listening in for tales of the Elves. And when he had lived out his life in peace and absolute happiness he earned his reward and followed Frodo home.

DON’T TOUCH ME OH MY ERU. 

Samwise Gamgee: Best character in the whole goddamn LoTR continuum.

#well this made me feel a whole bloody lot #lord of the rings #lotr #samwise gamgee



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We are the defenders of Thedas. We are the Inquisition.

#dragon age inquisition #dai



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orlesiantrash:

fact: i will never stop talking about dragon age

#gpoy



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#fenris #dragon age 2 #da2 fanart



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#this is beyond evil but so genius #tweet



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lesbianvenom:

i have several questions about the fifty shades trailer
why does it look like a horror movie
are the actors terrible at acting or is it just the characters (see: twilight)
why did beyonce let her song be used for the trailer
why is someone other than beyonce singing the song
it’s almost like some random person made a shitty bastardized version of the original
am i talking about the movie or the song
why is this movie coming out on valentine’s day when i got more of a halloween feel
just why in general

#a really fkn bad horror movie #what the fuck is this #50 shades of grey #fifty shades of grey



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irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

irl-spain:

samanthabarxx:

how do you giggle in french

honhonhon oui oui baguette

#???? #omfg #french



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supernaturalapocalypse:

forgivegadreel:

supernaturalapocalypse:

LoOK hOw hAAAPpy eVerYONE iS

kaTIE WHAT THE FUCK i’M TAKING AWAY YOUR PHOTOSHOP

#spn funnies #oh oh my god #spn



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queendoms:

i want people to tell their children terrifying stories about the things we did for love

queendoms:

i want people to tell their children terrifying stories about the things we did for love

#dragon age 2 #anders